Like children, flowers are not born with romantic aptitude but must learn it from a lifetime of listening to the whispered sweet nothings of amorous bees. Pollinate relationships with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a holiday flower arrangement from The Dancing Dandelion (a $106 value).
Green-thumbed florists at The Dancing Dandelion compile freshly cut blossoms and greenery to create holiday arrangements that rally seasonal spirit. Designers accessorize red roses and carnations with miniature candy canes and bedazzle fern ears with ornament earrings. Flocked pinecones augment the greenery as they display wooden petals dusted with faux snow. Within two days of placing orders, patrons receive botanic masterpieces on doorsteps. Upon delivery, customers can present the floral masterpieces as gifts to loved ones, or as snacks for peckish pet reindeer.