What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's deal: for $30, you get a mini-detail, wax, and Rain-X treatment for a regular-sized vehicle (a $70 value) at The Detailer, located on South Yale Street on the third level of the Warren Parking Garage. Larger vehicles (such as SUVs) can be serviced with this Groupon, but will incur additional fees.
Combined with a wax and Rain-X treatment, the Detailer’s mini-detail is a thorough interior and exterior overhaul. Windows are scrubbed until they perform as mirrors, and doorjambs are cleaned until they’re cleaner than the feet that pass through them. Rugs will be vacuumed, dashboards will be primped, and an air freshener will be hung by the mirror with care. A tire degreasing and wheel/tire dressing will make the street sweep its own rubbish down drains in shame when your wheels roll by. After a hand wash and chamois dry, a long-lasting wax on the prow of your land-train will repel dirt and gravity while blinding the sun and impressing local mail carriers. A coat of Rain-X will make wipers nearly obsolete by vaporizing raindrops before they hit the windshield.
The Detailer’s staff is experienced in the automotive makeup industry, and cars that stop in for a treatment will be massaged and adjusted with touches tender and compassionate. Launched when owner Matt Snedden was only 16 years old, The Detailer maintains accounts with notable clients, as well as many locals who crave the cleanest rides. Reward your car for never breaking down and getting you around with a rejuvenating detail.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Valid for regular sized vehicle, must upgrade for SUV or larger vehicle. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Detailer
At The Detailer, owners Matt and Brandi Snedden draw on more than 24 years of auto-industry experience to meet drivers’ cosmetic car needs. Performing a comprehensive menu of detailing services, the specialized technicians take care to hand wash paint and use chamois to delicately dry droplets like a concerned pet owner catching its lizard’s tears. The expert staff includes two paint-and-body specialists who handle aesthetic requests such as paint correction and restoration, as well as an audio/video technician who installs high-tech upgrades, including GPS navigation and remote car starters. All of Detailer's services are available on location, or techs will travel to homes or offices with the shop’s mobile unit in tow, allowing customers to easily fit maintenance-and-upkeep measures into their schedules.