What You'll Get
Without regular cleaning, neglected carpets would take extreme measures to attract their owners' attention, such as clinging to the ceiling or taking the living-room sofa hostage. Vindicate sullied carpets with today's Groupon: for $65, you get three rooms of carpet cleaning from The Dirt Army, traveling to residences within a 25-mile radius of Murrieta (up to a $150 value). This deal is valid for three areas of up to 144 square feet each, with a 25% discount off additional rooms.
The Dirt Army's courteous cleaners eradicate ground-in stains and blemishes from carpet fibers with sophisticated cleaning equipment and careful attention to detail. Their thorough seven-step cleaning process kicks off with an inspection, vacuuming, and preconditioning that map out a successful strategy to locate and neutralize foreign objects such as food crumbs and French berets. Next, a rotary scrub rinse and extraction thoroughly flushes out deep-seated dirt with 250 scrubbing passes of fresh water and cleansing shampoo per minute. Finally, a pH-balanced neutralizing and grooming treatment restores balance and natural fluff to fibers, and a light deodorizer prepares average-joe rugs for hot dates with celebrity red carpets.
Although The Dirt Army sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for apartments. Valid only for up to 144 sq ft per room. Valid only within 25mi of Murrieta, CA. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.