Carpets, like silk shirts and the top of the Lincoln Memorial, are often best cleaned by a professional. Come clean with today's Groupon: for $59, you get three rooms worth of carpet deep-cleaning from The Dirt Army. Technicians will travel to residences within a 25-mile radius of Murrieta (up to a $195 value).

The Dirt Army's flooring aestheticians give carpets a deep cleansing using equipment effective on all lengths of carpet fiber. The seven-step cleaning process begins with an inspection to detect any stains and continues with careful vacuuming of the entire home. After technicians spritz stains with a preconditioning treatment, a rotary scrubber spins, like a caffeinated ballerina, 250 times per minute, sudsing rugs with carpet shampoo and clean water.

A thorough extraction suctions away moisture, dirt, and shampoo, and a pH-balancing treatment softens carpets, leaving them foot-friendly and resistant to soil. The specialists then groom away vacuum trails and crop circles before applying a light deodorizer. The dramatic results of The Dirt Army's service can last for up to one year. Groupon customers can request additional carpet cleaning for 25% off.