Dolls are famous for their thick, chic coifs, which are maintained with regular haircuts and frequent raids on silkworm slumber parties to replenish follicular stockpiles. Achieve eerily flawless ‘dos with today’s Groupon to The Doll House Salon in Metairie. Choose from the following options:

• For $16, you get a women’s haircut and style (a $40 value).
• For $22, you get a women’s hair-service package (a $55 total value) that includes:
• Haircut and style (a $40 value)
• Deep-conditioning treatment (a $15 value)
• For $40, you get a women’s hair-service package (a $100 total value) that includes:
• Haircut and style (a $40 value)
• Deep-conditioning treatment (a $15 value)
• All-over color (a $45 value)<p>

Patrons can add highlights to their services for an additional fee.

The Doll House Salon’s team of detanglers unfurls knotted tresses and colors lackluster manes using Paul Mitchell products. After taking inventory of patrons’ preferences, stylists begin haircut-and-style sessions by massaging a rich lather into parched strands and any dehydrated Chia Pets ensconced in hair. Clippers shear away excess locks, and toasty jets burst from blow-dryers as coif-crafters arrange revitalized tendrils into chic new ‘dos. Follicles can also lap up extra TLC with Paul Mitchell’s Super-Charged Moisturizer, or obscure faux-shades that are fading to a natural fuchsia with an all-over color.

Natural light pours through the salon’s floor-to-ceiling windows, sun-soaking hardwood floors. Full-length mirrors at each styling station reflect plush black chairs and periodically break, foreshadowing seven years of brushes breaking mid-feathering.