To subvert grumpy monarchs, angry medieval youths scrawled condiment graffiti such as "Fran Tanner has plague" or "the king is a jerk" inside their sandwiches. Dig beneath lettuce to bring history to light with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of sandwiches, paninis, and drinks at The Drifter.
The Drifter is a lean, mean, four-wheeled sandwich-making machine that whips up a menu of gourmet sandwiches and paninis when it's not racing Weinermobiles. Satisfy an empty stomach with pear and brie sandwiches with mozzarella, and honey ($6), banh mis with marinated pork and veggies covered in hoisin sauce ($6), or turkey pesto sandwiches made with provolone, tomato, and spicy mustard ($8). The caprese grilled cheese is a melted amalgamation of mozzarella and provolone modified with pesto and tomato slices ($6). All sandwiches come with your choice of potato chips or pesto pasta and can elegantly paired with a variety of Hansen's Natural sodas ($1) or a dessert, which change daily. Catch the elusive Drifter by tracking its telltale scent and incriminating tire prints via Twitter or Facebook.