Topping the food chain is a tremendous achievement, which is why humans triumphantly plant flag-like toothpicks in burgers and belt the national anthem at their steaks before devouring them. Enjoy life at the top with today's Groupon to The Eatery. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a steak dinner for two (a $50 value).
• For $10, you get $20 worth of American fare.

The Eatery's chefs whip up a dinner menu filled with hearty platters of classic comfort fare. Twosomes can feast on a Cowboy steak dinner, which boasts a fresh cut of beef that varies from week to week lassoed with a baked potato and hog-tied with tossed salad. Today’s second option calls appetites to action with starters such as tempura-battered mac 'n' cheese ($8) or chili bread ($9), which anoints a loaf of french bread with The Eatery's homemade chili and gooey mozzarella cheese. Rich and Delicious potato soup ($6 for a bowl) blends robust house-recipe chicken stock and heavy cream with its namesake ingredient for a placid bowl of hearty sips. Breaded-and-fried catfish dinners ($8) arrive with an entourage of french fries and green beans, and meat loaf remains inseparable from mashed potatoes ($8) like graffiti mustaches on Election Day campaign posters.