What You'll Get
Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration, dexterity, and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get five CrossFit classes at Elite Performance Factory in Westlake Village (a $100 value).
Elite Performance Factory's CrossFit regimen guides groups through a constantly varied, high-intensity journey toward fitness. Like intra-space-station charades tournaments, the workouts thrive on positive group dynamics, allowing pride and confidence to flourish through the sportsmanlike disposition of camaraderie and competition. The experienced staff leads full body-encompassing CrossFit classes, which are designed to build up endurance, strength, flexibility, agility, and other character-emulsifying qualities. Easily modified to suit any level of fitness and scheduled six days a week, the CrossFit workout enhances the fitness quotient of exercise newbies, professional athletes, and ripple-chested centaurs alike.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 12/13/11, classes expire 60 days from activation date. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.