What You'll Get
Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration, dexterity, and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Steel yourself for fitness with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get five CrossFit classes at The Elite Performance Factory in Westlake Village (a $100 value).
The Elite Performance Factory's CrossFit regimen guides groups through a constantly varied, high-intensity journey toward fitness. Like intra-space-station charades tournaments, the workouts thrive on positive group dynamics, allowing pride and confidence to flourish through the sportsmanlike disposition of camaraderie and competition. The experienced staff leads body-encompassing CrossFit classes, which are designed to build up endurance, strength, flexibility, agility, and other qualities. Easily modified to suit any level of fitness and scheduled six days a week, the CrossFit workout enhances the fitness quotient of exercise newbies, professional athletes, and ripple-chested centaurs alike.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required, subject to availability. New clients only. Must activate classes by 5/30/12, classes expire 2 months from activation date. Classes are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.