What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today’s Groupon to The Emperor’s Medicine in Aurora. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a one-hour massage (a $70 value).
- For $99, you get three one-hour massages (a $210 value).
At The Emperor’s Medicine, seasoned massage therapist Selma Gladney channels years of practice, an extensive educational background, and worldly techniques gleaned in Beijing, China, during muscle-mending sessions of massage therapy. During each one-hour session, Selma aims to alleviate ailments while promoting each client’s overall well-being, employing her pirouetting hands to produce a cavalcade of physical benefits, including improved circulation, reduced blood pressure, and relief from the tense negotiations of baseball-card trades. Relaxation-seekers may also experience an elevated mental state, as serene strokes work to assuage anxiety. Groupon holders can upgrade stress-melting sessions to 90 minutes for an additional $35.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.