Before scissors were invented, the wealthy senators of ancient Rome used specially trained camels to chomp their capillus into coiffure. Today's Groupon provides the same privileged sensation to heads with a much lower risk of ungulate-delivered stomping: for $20, customers get $40 worth of salon services at The Establishment Salon in Shorewood. This is Groupon is only good for appointments booked with Justine, Stephanie, Stacey, Jenni, Jackie, or Jessica.
The Establishment Salon's atmosphere is postindustrial and shabby-chic, sporting nature-inspired colors and patterns, vintage mirrors, and hardware chests for each stylist's scissor armament. The lively salon also frequently hosts local film screenings and DJ events to keep noggin interiors as stimulated as scalp outers. Snuggle up in a chair as a stylist soothes your strands with diligent care and eco-friendly Aveda products.
Deep-conditioning treatments ($55) repair areas damaged by wind, heat, and radiation leaks, lulling rowdy follicles into a false sense of security so shears can sweep in to snip fun, flattering new shapes ($35). The Establishment's skilled staffers are capable of achieving any hairstyle, although four-dimensional coifs require multispatial glasses for proper viewing. To obtain a happier head while maintaining length, opt for a scissor-free shampoo and style ($40+), or trade in banal hair hues for dashing highlights ($85+). View a full list of services here, but note that this Groupon cannot be used toward Brazilian blowouts.