What You'll Get
In colonial New England, the only available laundry method was accusing one's pants of witchcraft, then waiting for villagers to yank them off and dunk them repeatedly in the river. Keep your own finery clean and unburnt at the stake with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry-cleaning services at The Fashion Valet in Paramus.
The Fashion Valet has established its reputation as the area’s premier disciplinarian of rowdy, unkempt clothing for four decades, thanks to its traditional approach, free valet service, and rabid prejudice against grime. After hand-inspecting each garment for stains, loose threads, and rebellious teenage buttons, The Fashion Valet cleans coats (staring at $15), launders and presses pants ($5.95), and rinses the "Kick Me" signs off business suits ($11). The Fashion Valet also cleans drapes, rugs, and linens. Either drop off soiled threads at The Fashion Valet's storefront or take advantage of its free pick-up and drop-off services from homes, offices, and fashion-conscious fallout shelters. The Fashion Valet is a proud member of the Green Cleaners Council, which promotes environmental sustainability through biodegradable packaging, as well as water and energy conservation. The Fashion Valet launders Monday through Saturday, and clients can call or contact the store online to schedule pick-up and delivery service on weekdays only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.