What You'll Get
Jump to: The Rights of Aging
Like aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents, time is relative. Today’s Groupon gets you $250 worth of services at The Finer Touch Aesthetic Treatment Center for $125. The Finer Touch offers a wide scope of services to soften and eliminate the effects of time and to make you look as youthful as your innards feel.
Today’s deal is valid toward any of The Finer Touch’s many services that pluck age and throw it into a trash compactor with fruit rinds and photos from high school. Facials work deeply to massage and exfoliate your skin into a state of bliss for 55 golden minutes. The purifying facial treats troubled skin with steam, a potent mask, and antioxidants ($85) and the anti-aging facial fills you with vitality ($75). A 90-minute microdermabrasion with purifying facial ($120) or the chemical peel with purifying facial combination ($135) will make you feel like a newer version of yourself. SkinTyte collagen regeneration (advanced tissue-tightening, $150+), Botox, dermal fillers, and laser/light therapy are also available to focus on specific spots to remove aging evidence.
The doctors at The Finer Touch are Texas natives with extensive experience and knowledge in skin treatments and building replica Batmobiles using old airplane parts. The doctors bring individual strengths to the table along with a general expertise in cosmetic treatments such as Botox and light-based laser technologies.
Your skin and your body are living things capable of moods and dispositions much like your own. Through modern technology and a fresh perspective on visible aging, the therapies provided by The Finer Touch will inspire your skin-mindset to emanate youth and vibrancy as if it were a fresh flower covered in glitter paint.
The Rights of Aging
The Finer Touch brings you a number of treatments that zap you with magic to reduce the appearance of age. But be careful! Don’t reduce your age so much that you lose out on some of the rights and privileges that come with age. Here’s a guide to age-defined liberties:
Age 18: Right to vote
Age 30: Right to plan entire life around contents of DVR
Age 50: Right to be confused by the ordering process at Wendy’s
Age 65: Right to yell at anyone younger than you at any time
Age 77: Right to invest heavily in robot-body technology
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 6, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New clients only. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Valid for services only, not products. Use over multiple visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.