What You'll Get
Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon to The Firm in Lexington. Choose between two options:
- For $49, you get 10 fitness classes (a $100 value, includes one additional complimentary first class for new clients).
- For $49, you get a one-month membership (a $150 value).
Digitally known for producing popular home-workout DVDs, The Firm's analogue facility offers similar waist-trimming, muscle-toning classes that carry the guarantee of producing visible results by the end of 10 sessions. Obliterating calories at lightning speed, The Firm's cardio instructors use lightweight weights, step-aerobics shimmies, and group screams to challenge and energize their classes. The studio's signature aerobic weight training blends cardio and strength exercises, alternating upper- and lower-body moves to sculpt curvy cores. Alternatively, body-shaping sessions show students how to stretch effectively, build lean muscle, and sculpt their biceps to resemble arrow-shaped gun-show signage.
Though a 10-class card enables fitness progressions over time, one-month members are empowered with the ability to crank out as many hours in the gym as they can muster. Members of The Firm—including those with the one-month membership—can attend any class and use the studio's in-house childcare services for free. Likewise, a stable of certified personal trainers is also available to help injured athletes exercise safely and keep morning charley horses from becoming inescapable nightmares.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Membership expires 1 month from activation date. Subject to availability. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.