Though spinning massive amounts of dough above one's head is an amusing way to display a coin collection, it requires superhuman stamina to maintain. Rest your triceps and leave the dough spinning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $30 worth of healthy pizzas, drinks, and smoothies at TheFlatzCo., in Wyckoff.
Twenty-five exotic toppings fight for the affection of hungry teeth at TheFlatzCo., aiming for a snuggly spot atop whole-wheat dough made without yeast but with luxurious ingredients including organic extra-virgin olive oil and sea salt. Flatz protects the fiber-rich crusts of its 11-inch, personal-sized pies by planting peculiar, ecosystem-boosting toppings. The Jammin Banana Flat piles on bananas, strawberries, mozzarella, and Flatz tomato sauce ($11.50), the Vampire Slayer Flat smothers itself in garlic and mozzarella ($9), and the Wild Forest Shroom Flat picks four different mushrooms for a fungal feast ($13.50).
Saucy disk dinners can receive a sweet finish with a lemon-peel and ginger-root mash soda ($2.50), a Häagen-Dazs toasted-marshmallow shake ($6.50), or a Nuts About You smoothie with peanut butter, banana, oatmeal, low-fat frozen yogurt, milk, and a hollow cylinder perfect for slurping through ($6.50).
- …The Flatz Co. takes chances and the fact that they take chances with the tried and true pizza shows a confidence in their product that most establishments just don’t have. Where else would you find a traditional mozzarella and tomato sauce (The Flatz Company Flat $7.50) on the same menu with banana, coconut, pineapple, mozzarella and tomato sauce (The Island Flat $12). – Alexander Washburn, Bergenation
- Good music, fresh truffles, and awesome old school soda floats in a chill setting. – A Google Maps reviewer on Dec. 7, 2009