Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a one-room carpet cleaning from the Calvetta Brothers' Floor Show, valid for homes in Cuyahoga and Summit counties (up to an $87.50 value). This Groupon is good for rooms up to 250 square feet, with a charge of $0.35 per additional square foot.
A second-generation, family-owned flooring emporium, the Calvetta Brothers' Floor Show extends its expertise in all things trod-able to scrub soiled shag and bathe besmirched berbers throughout northeast Ohio. Ready and able to eliminate grime and stains from your indoor grass, the trained and insured carpet professionals will vacuum the cruddy carpet in question before using a hot-water extraction to exorcise deep-seated soil and restore long-lost toe rings to their rightful owners. Manageable furniture pieces will be carefully moved free of charge, and large items such as wardrobes and dining tables will be charged by the piece, depending on weight and difficultly of the move. A plasma TV, heated driveway, or 65 CCTV cameras might seem like the biggest investment you've made in your home, but carpet is a home's actual opulence. Regular cleanings are necessary to keep it looking new and tasting splendid. Accumulated soil, grit, Lego helmets, pet puky, and butter statues of cows eating sticks of butter can destroy even the hardiest textile floor coverings and allow bacteria to hold barbecues nonstop, so nab today's Groupon and get one step closer to reclaiming control over every inch of your danceable dominion.