If it weren't for professionally arranged flower bouquets, humans would have no adequate means of apology after missing an anniversary or leveling the neighbor's garden with a steamroller. Send the right message with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of fresh floral arrangements at The Flower Mill.

The Flower Mill's Stacy Schapp and her team of petal primpers arrange a variety of fresh and seasonal blooms to illuminate drab interiors. Customers can opt for the Sunrise Surprise array of orange gerbera daisies and red roses ($45.95+) to brighten someone's morning more effectively than shining a flashlight in his or her eyes, or send a multihued smile inducer with the Prettiest Picture's collection of Asiatic lilies, chrysanthemums, and carnations ($38.95+). The carnations, hypericum berries, and oregonia making up the Heart of the Home centerpiece ($38.95+) spruce up a sparse tabletop, and the three white roses ($27.95+) blossom delicately from their glass vase before executing note-perfect Bee Gees harmonies. The Flower Mill's shelves also effloresce with well-wishing gift baskets ($42.95+), as well as a variety of plants ($34.95+) that are more green than Oscar the Grouch wearing a trench coat made of money.