Toes, much like barometers, help detect internal issues affecting the body, such as infections, anemia, and accidentally ingested Goodyear blimps. Keep your internal meter healthily ticking with today’s Groupon: for $125, you get a laser toe-fungus treatment for both feet at The Foot and Ankle Healthcare Center in Madison (a $500 value).
Dr. Carmen April and the attentive staffers of The Foot and Ankle Healthcare Center wipe toe canvases clean of encroaching foot fungus with laser treatments. During the fungus-freeing session, a specialized laser deploys a cascade of light rays across the infected nail bed, which can be caused by athlete’s foot, excessive perspiration, or foot massages from mushrooms. Each heated beam quickly shimmies beneath the keratin surface before throwing a one-two punch that smashes fungi invaders into a dissipating anime dust cloud. The quickly administered treatment painlessly targets all 10 toes without damaging the surrounding skin or nails, and results in healthy, sandal-ready feet.