Without wasting hours driving to the grocery store and flambéing dinner every night, there would be time to start a critical investigation of pickleball ethics or build a floating island out of sunshine. Squeeze out all the hours from your day-rag with today's Groupon to The Fresh Diet. Choose between the following options:
• For $29, you get one day of the Premium Choice program from The Fresh Diet delivered to your door (a $59.99 value).
• For $29, you get one day of the Premium Choice program from The Kosher Fresh Diet (a $59.99 value).
Both Premium Choice programs allow you to log on to your Fresh Diet account to choose from a variety of menu items, manage your menu, and specify as many dislikes as you like to keep unwanted items, such as Matchbox cars, out of your diet. The Fresh Diet's freshly prepared, never-frozen dishes are portioned and balanced to maximize your energy and to help you to achieve or maintain a healthy weight. Each dish contains a balance of 30% protein, 40% carbs, and 30% good fat, a regimen scientifically calibrated to target the inflammation of fat cells. You'll meet your health goals on a molecular level, resulting in newfound energy that radiates beyond your macro-body level and into the atmosphere, where philosophers sleep.
In addition to calibrating your cronosphere, you'll enjoy the indulgent tastes of such dishes as filet mignon with roasted sweet potatoes, a mixed salmon and avocado salad, a caramelized poached pear stuffed with gorgonzola and topped with pecans, and white-chocolate-covered strawberries. Meals are freshly prepared by Fresh Diet chefs daily, and then, between 7 p.m. and 5 a.m., the meals are delivered in an insulated cooler with ice packs. Check out their website for sample Fresh Diet menus, Kosher Fresh Diet menus, and answers to FAQs. With this Groupon, new clients also receive 20% off their next purchase if ordering either the 7-day or 31-day premium program.