Without wasting hours driving to the grocery store and flambéing dinner every night, there would be time to start a critical investigation of pickleball ethics or build a floating island out of sunshine. Squeeze out all the hours from your day-rag with today's Groupon: for $175, you get seven days of the Premium Choice meal program delivered to your doorstep from The Fresh Diet (a $419.93 value).

The Fresh Diet's Premium Choice program delivers breakfast, lunch, dinner, and two snacks to your doorstep. With the Premium Choice program, new clients log on to their Fresh Diet account and choose from a variety of menu items, manage the menu, and specify unlimited edible dislikes to keep unwanted items and Matchbox cars out of your diet. The Fresh Diet's freshly prepared (never frozen) dishes are portioned and balanced to maximize your energy and to help you to achieve or maintain a healthy weight. Each dish contains a balance of 30% protein, 40% carbs, and 30% good fat, a regimen scientifically calibrated to target the inflammation of fat cells. You'll meet your health goals on a molecular level, resulting in newfound energy that radiates beyond your macrobody level and into the atmosphere, where philosophers sleep.

In addition to calibrating your cronosphere, you'll enjoy the indulgent tastes of such dishes as fillet of Chilean sea bass with citrus-chipotle sauce, grilled mahi-mahi caesar salad, whole-wheat waffles with blackberries and papaya yogurt, and pineapple upside-down cake. Meals are prepared daily by The Fresh Diet chefs, and are delivered in an insulated cooler filled with ice packs between 7 p.m. and 5 a.m. Check out The Fresh Diet's website for sample menus and answers to FAQs.