What You'll Get
Without wasting hours driving to the grocery store and flambéing dinner every night, there would be time to start a critical investigation of pickleball ethics or build a floating island out of sunshine. Squeeze out all the hours from your day-rag with today's Groupon: for $29, you get one day of the premium choice program from The Fresh Diet (a $59.99 value).
The Fresh Diet's premium choice program delivers breakfast, lunch, dinner, and two snacks to your doorstep. With this Groupon, you'll also receive 20% off your next purchase if you order either the 7-day or 31-day premium program.
With the premium choice program, log on to the Fresh Diet account and choose from a variety of menu items, manage the menu, and specify as many dislikes as you like to keep unwanted items, such as matchbox cars, out of your diet. The Fresh Diet's freshly prepared (never frozen) dishes are portioned and balanced to maximize your energy and to help you to achieve or maintain a healthy weight. Each dish contains a balance of 30% protein, 40% carbs, and 30% good fat, a regimen scientifically calibrated to target the inflammation of fat cells. You'll meet your health goals on a molecular level, resulting in newfound energy that radiates beyond your macrobody level and into the atmosphere, where philosophers sleep.
In addition to calibrating your cronosphere, you'll enjoy the indulgent tastes of such dishes as fillet of Chilean sea bass with citrus chipotle sauce, grilled mahi mahi caesar salad, whole-wheat waffles with blackberries and papaya yogurt, and pineapple upside-down cake. Meals are prepared fresh daily by The Fresh Diet chefs, and then, between 7 p.m. and 5 a.m., the meals are delivered in an insulated cooler filled with ice packs. Check out The Fresh Diet's website for sample menus and answers to FAQs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. Not valid until 4/22/11. New clients only. Delivery and gratuity included. Includes additional 20% off future purchase of 7-day premium program or 31-day premium program. Can only be used to deliver to Hartford area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.