Hot dogs are believed by some to be a lost art, much like the karaoke contests that once settled most small-claims disputes. Surprise taste buds with culinary masterpieces with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of eclectic dogs, hand-cut fries, tropical bubble teas, and more at The Gator Dawg.

The Gator Dawg miraculously restores jaded tongues’ taste-faith in hot dogs and sausages, boasting a vast menu of creative, bunned sustenance. Preservative-less, 100% pure beef Dawgs ($3.50), italian and polish sausages ($3.50), and game-meat Dawgs ($5.95) all arrive weighing in at a quarter-pound, ensconced in pretzel-dough buns, and sporting nearly limitless combinations of sauces, toppings, and designer lederhosen at no extra charge. Sink teeth into the third-pound namesake Gator Dawg, a favorite among loyal customers, or tame unruly appetites with the wild-boar sausage, blended with nutmeg, cloves, marjoram, and cranberries. Hand-cut fries ($1.95) complement hearty, full-flavored meals, and bubble teas ($2.95), such as the mango, pineapple, and blueberry, served with or without pearls, help wash down dinners or cool fiery mouths during ritualistic post-meal sriracha-chugging contests.