Eyelashes serve as ocular gatekeepers, protecting our eyes from invasive forces such as harmful debris, errant sunbeams, and miniature knights surfing on monocles. Keep your vision castle well defended with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a two-month supply of Latisse at The Geldner Center (a $250 value). When clicking on the website—as when hosting a dinner party in a YMCA locker room—be prepared to see some tasteful nudity.
The Geldner Center bolsters its patients' self-confidence with a repertoire of reconstructive procedures as well as simpler cosmetic care. FDA-approved Latisse solution enhances eyelashes by increasing the growth phase of lid fringe, multiplying the number of lashes and removing growth-impeding Christmas lights left over from last season. During a preliminary appointment, an eyelash expert instructs patients on how to use the flutter-building formula by swabbing it on to upper lids with a single-use applicator brush each night. Over the next few weeks, blinkers will be bolstered with longer, lusher lashes and twice the power to communicate double-entendres to DMV attendants. Though patients may see subtle results over the two months, Groupon buyers can double up on this deal to polish peepers over the prescription's recommended 16-week period.
The Geldner Center
At The Geldner Center, plastic surgeon Dr. Peter D. Geldner renovates façades with a bouquet of reconstructive procedures and noninvasive cosmetic tweaks. Named one of the nation's Top Doctors by US News & World Report, Dr. Geldner uses advanced medical technology—including Palomar and Sciton technolgies—to help clients look and feel better, whether through face-lifts, eyelid lifts, nose reshaping, or chin augmentation. Lead aesthetician Deanna Stellato, one of three licensed aestheticians on staff, performs skin-renewing chemical peels, which exfoliate the skin and boost its ability to hold moisture while reducing the appearance of fine lines. Clients may also opt to pamper their countenances with classic facials, microdermabrasion, and gentle butterfly kisses from reflections.