Before he took art lessons, Jackson Pollack splattered paint on everything but canvas, causing hundreds of abstract-expressionist traffic accidents. Avoid the pitfalls of style with today’s Groupon to The Genuine Article in Wheaton. Choose between the following options:
- For $34, you get one admission to an introductory Polymer Clay Bead Beginnings class (a $68 value).
- For $67, you get two admissions to an introductory Polymer Clay Bead Beginnings class (a $136 value).
The Genuine Article edifies artistic acolytes with the knowledge to create jewelry and beading out of polymer clay. In the three-hour Polymer Clay Bead Beginnings class, instructors distribute one white and one black package of Polymer clay and all necessary tools to each student after forcibly taking them from the bourgeois. Each class lasts for three hours and accommodates no more than eight people, ensuring that students seeking individual attention can get hands-on help. Projects are fired during class, allowing students to take home their customized beads and immediately add them to their glittering hordes.