Although many inventions have been hailed as the "greatest thing since sliced bread," none of these other innovations have been as popular as bread among the pigeon community. Please pigeons and technophiles alike with the cutting-edge loaf technology of today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of bread and baked goods at The Grain Bin Bread Company.
For more than nine years, The Grain Bin Bread Company has crafted a mouthwatering lineup of freshly baked loaves, pastries, and other oven-made treats. To create buzz-worthy bread, the company’s owner chooses only the finest ingredients, with attendance at a top finishing school a must for all aspiring grains. The onion-dill rye, a bakery specialty, mingles dill and onions with premium flours to create the ideal dwelling for homeless hamburger patties ($5.80), and the nutritious oat bran boasts a tantalizing texture comprised of whole-wheat flour, oat bran, and rolled oats ($5.55). Other yeasty offerings include braided challah ($6.20), sunflower whole wheat ($5.80), and beer bread ($3.60).
The company’s tentative baking schedule outlines expected arrival dates for newly born bread, and extensive nutritional information allows customers to compare dietary-fiber stats with friends and random strangers at the DMV. In addition to a long list of loaves, The Grain Bin Bread Company satisfies sweet teeth with more than a baker’s dozen varieties of cookies, muffins, and pastries.