Dry cleaning reached the pinnacle of its popularity in the 1980s, when leather jackets were in fashion and Sugar Ray Leonard needed a way to shower after fights without dissolving. Keep your vestments and sports stars squeaky clean with today’s Groupon to The Greener One-Price-Cleaner in Morton Grove. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning.
• For $35, you get a complete linens-cleaning package (a $70 value). This package includes cleaning for two comforters, two blankets, two bed sheets, and four pillowcases.
  
  

Spots and stains sail into the sunset at The Greener One-Price-Cleaner, a full-service and environmentally conscious haven for waterless washing. Plants breathe a collective sigh of contentment as professional cleaners make soiled vestments sparkle with organic solvents before storing them for pickup in biodegradable garment bags. For a set price of $1.99, pants and ties worn during pie-eating contests and too-powerful power lunches undergo a thorough cleaning and pressing, and shirts hung on the dry moving rack shiver with excitement knowing their last horrifying home bath need never be repeated, as each dry cleanse costs a friendly $0.99. Patrons already boasting meticulous torso tents can finally jump on beds with reckless abandon before sending complete sets of bed linens in for cleaning that leaves them feeling softer than a baby-powdered puppy. The Greener One-Price-Cleaner also freshens up precious leather and furs and preserves wedding dresses with an in-house service for future brides-to-be.