What You'll Get
Our fingers and toes help us accomplish vital daily tasks such as flossing, wearing flip-flops, and massaging peanuts until they let out their butters. Give your peanut tenderizers a buff with today's Groupon: for $33, you get a spa mani-pedi at The Hair Club, located in Norton (a $67 value). The Hair Club is operated by certified cosmetologist and talented talon tamer Leia’ Love, who takes pride in shaping and shellacking depressed digits back to high-fiving health. Over the course of the spa mani-pedi, opposable knuckle sticks will be equipped with shiny new finger helmets worthy of a Costanza hand model. Perfectly symmetrical tips will take the place of formerly unruly edges, while cuticles will be gently groomed into a more sightly disposition. The skilled 'curist will massage your feet with her hands and your hands with her feet until your handlebars and kick stands are left feeling buttery and spry. A deliberate polishing finishes up your transformation from hand abandon to extreme extremity envy, leaving you fully prepared to leave the relaxing oasis and reenter the hard outside world unburdened by confidence-crippling hangnails.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.