What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour deep relaxing massage at The Healing Wilderness in Boulder.
The sinew soothing savants at The Healing Wilderness, a holistic haven for restoration, expunge tension from bodily edifices with masterfully composed massages. Restore yourself from a hard week of working, traveling, or porcupine juggling with a deep relaxing massage, a muscle mitigator utilizing specially blended Indian oil for reverie-inducing relaxation. Deep, sweeping strokes penetrate the multifarious layers of the body's undergarb to induce a state of gelatinous well-being, improve circulation, and goose complacent immune systems into surprised yelps of maximized functionality. Guests can also opt for a hot-stone treatment along the neck and shoulders to unwind and warm the head pedestal area at no extra charge.
The male and female practitioners at The Healing Wilderness perform curative chirapsias within a charming, bucolic house. Believing in the numerous ameliorative benefits of massage, The Healing Wilderness claims that its services have helped clients overcome a number of ailments, including migraines and sciatica. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.