What You'll Get
Your back is your body's support beam, dutifully bearing the weight of your head and neck now that the thoracic flying buttress has largely fallen out of fashion. Tend to load-bearing lumbars with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a full chiropractic exam, plus a one-hour massage at The Health Connection, located on South Pine Street in Tacoma (a $260 value).
The Health Connection's experienced staff of certified chiropractors and licensed massage therapists administer aid to achy arches and miserable muscles, diagnosing and soothing them back toward optimal health. Patients entering the haven of hindquarter healing for the first time will be given a consultation to address health-related concerns and relevant medical history ($195). Next, the doctor will administer a routine exam complete with specialized tests to determine which tissues are affected, followed by a series of x-rays and scans (if needed) to rule out more serious conditions such as fractures and gerbil infestations. A report of the doctor's findings will be made available as well as a recommended course of treatment should the patient wish to continue.
Once the vertebral checkup is complete, treat your stressed out spine to a relaxing one-hour massage ($65). The careful touch of one of The Health Connection's seven experienced therapists will help ease away the pain, lack of mobility, and Pat Sajak-related night terrors frequently brought on by stress. The tranquil massage rooms and expert chiropractic care will leave backs feeling loose, happy, and fearless in the face of crack-laden sidewalks riddled with ill-wishers.
Seven Google Mappers give The Health Connection a perfect five-star rating:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New clients only. Chiro exam is optional. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.