Putting a man on the moon was briefly considered mankind’s greatest achievement, until Neil Armstrong invented sliced bread. Savour civilization’s finest creation with today’s Groupon: for $8, you get lunch for two at The Hydrostone Café (up to a $19 total value). Each diner gets the following items:
- One sandwich (up to an $8 value)
- One drink (up to a $1.50 value)
The Hydrostone Café’s adroit lunch gurus silence the growling stomachs of midday munchers with an assortment of hearty sandwiches bolstered by a roster of refreshing drinks. Feasting duos can fine tune tandem chewing routines over bites of bread-encased comestibles, such as a pulled-pork sandwich. Veggie sandwiches find kindred spirits in herbivorous palates, and the chicken-pesto iteration lends a gourmet air to gustatory sojourns. Sips of tea, coffee, or pop keep talk boxes hydrated throughout the meal. For an additional $1 fee (not included in today’s deal) chefs can metamorphose sandwiches into gluten-free versions for those with dietary restrictions or nightmares about being chased by giant stalks of wheat.