Statistically, the home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $259, you get one evening in an Extravagant spa room and a two-hour couple's spa treatment at The Inn at Parkside and the accompanying spa (up to a $608 value).
Housed in the historic Fong Mansion, The Inn and Spa at Parkside pampers pairs of slumberers with lavishly decorated rooms and a rich cornucopia of amenities, including a spa tub, fireplace, large flat-screen TV, and nightmare guards posted at every door. Choose from one of the individually themed Extravagant rooms for your stress-free sleepover, and indulge in a delicious gourmet breakfast for two and a complimentary nightly social hour in the main parlor. Pamper seekers also receive a decadent treatment from the spa, which includes a 60-minute scented Swedish massage for two, a full-body salt scrub, and a romance-inducing jacuzzi adorned with sparkling cider and chocolate-covered fruits, chock-full of cuddle-inducing metachlorions. For those wanting a little more we-time, Groupon customers can book a second night at a 20% discount.