Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Give power to your peepers with today’s Groupon to The Landings Eye Care. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get an exam package (a $205 total value) that includes:
- A comprehensive eye exam (a $155 value)
- $50 toward frames and lenses
- For $25, you get $100 toward frames and lenses.
Dr. Maria Gutierrez and the sterling staff at The Landings Eye Care prescribe specs that help patients see the world more clearly and that help the world see patients as more fashionable. During the comprehensive eye exam, the doctor measures the patient's visual acuity and blinking vocabulary size before examining the cornea and eyelids for ocular diseases. The orb-examiner then creates a prescription that the spectacles-seeker can insert into frames from the office’s sizable selection. Vision questers can outfit baby blues or middle-aged greens in styles from Marc Hunter ($124+), Seventeen ($134.99+), and Nine West ($149.99). Bilingual staffers are on hand to assist Spanish speakers so that patients don't end up with frames they don't like or x-ray specs that aren't powerful enough to see through their bedroom walls.
The Landings Eye Care
A woman arrives to pick up her new glasses and gasps audibly once she puts them on, amazed at how crisp and distinct objects suddenly become. According to the manager of The Landings Eye Care, this is the reaction that his crew strives for with every patient. During each eye exam, his wife and her staff strive to spend ample time with patients to understand their concerns and explain their ocular conditions. To this end, staff schedule appointments at least 45 minutes apart to give clients extra personal attention and ensure little-to-no waiting time, which is often spent doing eye-straining activities such as watching a basketball game on a cell phone or crying over the results of a basketball game. After the exam, patients are escorted to the fitting area, where a specialized crew gives the patient a tour of the myriad frame options lining the warm wood shelves, helping them select the most flattering options for their face shape. This team keeps updated on latest trends, meeting with vendors every two months to uncover the newest bestsellers.