Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Give power to your peepers with today’s Groupon to The Landings Eye Care. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get an exam package (a $205 total value) that includes:
  • A comprehensive eye exam (a $155 value)
  • $50 toward frames and lenses

• For $25, you get $100 toward frames and lenses.

Dr. Maria Gutierrez and the sterling staff at The Landings Eye Care prescribe specs that help patients see the world more clearly and that help the world see patients as more fashionable. During the comprehensive eye exam, the doctor measures the patient's visual acuity and blinking vocabulary size before examining the cornea and eyelids for ocular diseases. The orb-examiner then creates a prescription that the spectacles-seeker can insert into frames from the office’s sizable selection. Vision questers can outfit baby blues or middle-aged greens in styles from Marc Hunter ($124+), Seventeen ($134.99+), and Nine West ($149.99). Bilingual staffers are on hand to assist Spanish speakers so that patients don't end up with frames they don't like or x-ray specs that aren't powerful enough to see through their bedroom walls.