If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's deal: for $99, you get six body-contouring treatments and four small-area laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $2,080 value) from The Laser Genie on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. Buy up to two of today's deal and double your body haul.
The Laser Genie provides laser hair removal and non-surgical body-contouring procedures in a safe, medically supervised environment. Today's deal gives you a veritable cornucopia of depilatory and dimple-decimating services. Your four laser hair-removal treatments can be mixed and matched, or dedicated to one small body area—choose between the upper lip, chin, underarms, outer bikini line, cheeks, or jawline. Like eliminating prickly reality-show contestants, the laser treatments work by targeting pigment in the hair follicle and decimating the cellular structure for gradual hair reduction over the course of a single season. A helpful FAQ section on the Laser Genie website addresses further specifics on the process.
Body contouring reduces the appearance of cellulite and tightens skin's lug nuts. The treatment uses high-frequency radio waves to non-invasively treat wrinkles and skin folds without anesthesia or the kind of downtime seen with surgical procedures. The radio waves are thought to heat the underlying fat that causes cellulite; combined with massage from the technician, the heat encourages the lumps to pack it in and the lymphatic system to flush out fat cells. The six body-contouring treatments will be most effective if targeted on one location, such as the stomach (legs are also a popular area, though each leg counts as one treatment). Like a calm lake buried beneath a stormy sea, you'll feel relieved and clearheaded once the treatment parts your body waves and allows for smooth-skin sailing.