Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $30, you get four laundry pick-ups and one laundry bag from The Laundry Butlers (a $62 value).
The Laundry Butlers' full-service residential washing program lets busy homebodies pack a complimentary laundry bag full of up to 25 pounds of dirty duds, which will be whisked away by courteous clothing couriers. Items are returned fluffed and folded in two business days, faster than the speed at which electricity flows through copper wiring.
The Laundry Butlers
Knowing that customers' time is precious, The Laundry Butlers offers a fast, simple, and efficient pickup and drop-off laundry service. After setting up an appointment with the user-friendly online system, members deposit their slightly soiled wares into a bulk-size bag. The staff does the rest of the work, as they shoot over to pick up bags at an appointed time, process dry cleaning, and return garments within two business days. Catering to single homes and multiunit residential spaces, the service frees up family time that you can devote toward cooking a meal, reading a bedtime story, or playing hours of chess against Deep Blue. The Laundry Butlers is a service-connected, disabled veteran-owned business.