What You'll Get
Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of wash and fold services at The Laundry Experience, with locations in Ewing, Newark, and Willingboro.
Backed by the sudsy firepower of more than 100 washers and dryers, The Laundry Experience helps backlogs of unlaundered attire rediscover their sparkling beginnings quickly and thoroughly. Customers can cleanse up to 40 pounds of dirty duds, as cleaners treat outfits to full-service washing and drying ($0.99/lb.) before folding shirts into the shape of paper cranes. In addition to reviving moribund outfits, customers can also employ one of The Laundry Experience's heavy-duty machines to bust the grime from mammoth quilts and comforters.
Apparel parents choosing to wait for their washables' return can stay connected with free Internet hotspot access and large, flat-panel TVs. Self-service machines accept all major credit cards, with each card-operated wash earning customers prize points toward free hats, shirts, and medallions in the shape of famous detergent logos.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.