What You'll Get
The fashion pyramid suggests that on any given day, a person should wear five to six pairs of Fruit of the Loom underwear and one to two pairs of Banana Republic shoes, and only use bacon-flavored ski masks sparingly. Have enough clean clothes for a healthy fashion sense with today’s deal: for $7, you get $15 worth of laundromat and wash-n-fold services at The Laundry Room. This Groupon cannot be used toward dry-cleaning services.
The Laundry Room, a new, full-service laundry facility located on the corner of Nevada Street and Lyons Avenue, offers customers and their closets sundry sully-busting modalities. When you redeem today's Groupon, you will receive a pre-loaded $15 card to be used toward whatever on-site fiber-freshening services that you fancy (credit cannot be used toward dry cleaning, because it is sent out). Take control of your cleanup by using The Laundry Room's efficient front-load washers ($1.95 for a double load, takes approximately 14 minutes), and then by de-moisturizing your wet wares in a high-capacity dryer ($1.65 for the 45-pound dryer, takes approximately 30 minutes). If you are too proud to face the grass stains from your humiliating defeat in lawn Twister, take advantage of The Laundry Room's wash-n-fold service ($1.25 per pound, 10-pound minimum), during which a friendly staff member will use high-quality products to make duds feel and look as fresh as if they've just emerged from the cotton womb.
If you choose to stick around The Laundry Room and wait as your parachute pants get primped, stay entertained by surfing the Internet on the store's free WiFi or by listening in as youngsters recite Proust in the children's play area. Settle into the storefront's pristinely clean facilities and chat with the knowledgeable, fun-loving staff, and before you know it, your once-soiled clothes will look as spotless as a despicable Dalmatian.
Customers who use this Groupon toward wash-n-fold services will receive a 25%-off coupon to be used toward their next wash-n-fold service.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Not valid toward dry cleaning. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.