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The Love Doctor's approachable staff helps guests find sensual garments that suit their particular style amongst a trove of lingerie sets and fetching accessories. Layers of black fringe dangle from a bra top and garter skirt in an ensemble from Rene Rofe Lingerie ($26.40), merging fashion from the 1960s and old west more tastefully than a peace sign-emblazoned pistol holster. A white floral lace halter dress ($19.69) comes affixed to matching garters and thigh-high stockings for a sophisticatedly sheer ensemble. Otherwise, guests can spice up romantic rendezvous with a leopard-print corset and g-string ($42.90), or add a touch of sophisticated flair to directing traffic with red satin opera-length gloves ($11).