Though clowns are born with the instinctual ability to apply makeup, as they must perform to survive, human babies must be taught how to properly accentuate their mammalian faces. Watch and learn from the masters with today's Groupon to The Makeup Store in Hammond. Choose from the following options:

• For $30, you get $65 worth of makeup services.

• For $20, you get $40 worth of makeup products.

• For $50, you get $100 toward a makeup party.

Bobbi Fisse, The Makeup Store's certified airbrush makeup artist, displays her passion for cosmetic artistry by beautifying ladies with her graceful brushstrokes and exacting eye. Within her hip, friendly store, Bobbi provides on-site makeup services, leaving women looking their most elegant for an anticipated occasion. Makeup services include one-on-one consultations, where Bobbi will prepare a makeup plan for an important date ($35); impeccable, long-lasting airbrush makeup applications, perfect for the day of the event ($65); and hands-on makeup lessons that teach helpful self-application tips, providing skills that can breathe new life into everyday makeup routines or a life-like bust of Divine ($90). For those who would like to build up their home cosmetics collections, The Makeup Store's selection of retail products contains everything from foundation ($12–$30), blush ($10–$12), and eye shadow ($5–$38) to lashes ($5–$12), theatrical makeup ($5–$120), brushes ($8–$60), and more.

The Makeup Store also holds customized, three-hour makeup parties for groups of gals who want to hang out together before an event while putting their mugs in the hands of a professional face-freshener ($25 per person; 4-person minimum). These parties give ladies time to relax and socialize and will have everyone looking their best for any bachelorette party, prom, or Queen Latifah’s impending coronation. Snacks and refreshments, chosen by the party, will also be supplied to nosh on while getting prettified for the day’s or evening’s festivities.