For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be the dough with today's deal: for $29, you get an hour-long massage from The Massage Company. Your Groupon is redeemable at the Preston Road, Luther Lane, or Frankford Road location.
The Massage Company's friendly and experienced massage therapists are highly trained in seven types of massage, allowing visitors to choose their preferred method of personal pampering. Take a break from a high-anxiety career in the cake-decorating arts with a relaxing Swedish massage, which uses a combination of long and short strokes to lull limbs into a state of buttery bliss. The deep-tissue treatment taps into tissues troubled by highly active joints and repetitive stress injuries. Other available techniques include trigger point, reflexology, pre-natal, craniosacral and sports massage. Regardless of the soothing weapon of choice, brace yourself for stress and muscle-tension relief, increased circulation, and a state of serenity unmatched since sounds-of-nature cassettes were all the rage.
The atmosphere features dimly lit private pods complete with calming neutral color palates and a bevy of lotions, oils, jams, and gels that form a photorealistic portrait of bliss. Reward yourself for accidentally discovering Penicillin and Velcro with a day of relaxation, or gift this Groupon to a tense and tired dad to commemorate the birthday of all fathers on June 20. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
This Groupon does not include a hot-stone massage.
The Massage Co.
At two locations across the Metroplex area, licensed massage therapists at The Massage Co. have loosened muscles and reduced stress during more than 40,000 massages. They customize seven different modalities, ranging from the targeted finger pressure of trigger-point therapy to the ancient art of reflexology, which is designed to address health issues throughout the whole body via channels in the feet. Massage therapy's myriad health benefits include better circulation, improved flexibility, and an enhanced capacity for creative thought, which comes in handy when converting your twin mattress to a king-size using nothing but bubble wrap.