What You'll Get
Human evolution has rid the body of many of its unnecessary elements, nixing such things as naturally occurring mime makeup and prehensile ponytails. Expedite evolutionary improvements with today’s Groupon to The Med Spa in Wasilla. Choose from the following options:
- For $82, you get 15 units of Botox (a $165 value).
- For $149, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $375 value).
- For $149, you get a photofacial (a $300 value).
The Med Spa’s dual-minded staff combines medical precision with an artist’s eye for aesthetics, personalizing appearances with a wide variety of advanced treatments and noninvasive procedures. Over the course of three laser hair-removal treatments, a certified nurse practitioner clear-cuts follicle forests sprouting from underarms, upper lips, masks of Chester A. Arthur, abs, chins, and bikini lines with the heated laser light of a strand-stunting photothermolysis spotlight. Give epidermal interlopers, including age spots and sun damage, the hot foot with a photofacial. Technicians send pulsing light past resistant outer layers on a mission to stimulate subsurface collagen, waking up new growth that smooths out broken capillaries or fine lines. Clients can also bust deeper lines with 15 units of Botox, injecting new elasticity into faces worn down by years of laughing at jokes, frowning at confusing memos, or recoiling in terror at the poltergeist that’s haunting the oven. Each brow-bolstering treatment lasts 10 minutes, allowing clients to buzz through a momentary cosmetic pit stop on the way toward the rest of their busy days.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Must use all treatments on same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.