Four out of five jobs require travel, with the remaining 20% requiring that employees remain duct taped to their desks at all times. Break free of restrictive routines with today’s Groupon: for $73, you get a one-night stay and eight days of parking at the Detroit Metropolitan Hotel in Romulus (a $147 value).

Just 1.5 miles from the Detroit Metropolitan Airport, the Detroit Metropolitan Hotel showers visitors with a host of amenities and perks, including curbside service to the airport. After settling into rooms with two double beds or a single king-size mattress, travelers can check email via high-speed Internet, watch an in-room movie, or cook up a tasty batch of mac 'n' cheese in the coffee maker. A business center occupies office types, and the 24-hour fitness center helps boost heart rates and release endorphins from captivity. Kids can search for dolphins in the indoor and outdoor pools, while the water-averse can play a round of pool in the game room. The Runway 94 Restaurant sates roving appetites on Friday and Saturday nights, and complimentary continental breakfasts tempt taste buds in the morning. As cars repose in valet parking, shuttles ferry globetrotters to the airport every 20 minutes and pick up returned adventurers to reunite them with their four-wheeled friends.