Like vampires, mosquitoes survive by drinking their victims' blood and starring in popular film franchises for teenagers. Banish these sucking scourges with today’s Groupon: for $85, you get two barrier spray treatments for up to 0.75 acre from The Mosquito Authority (a $170 value). This Groupon is valid for homes within 20 miles of the DFW International Airport.
The Mosquito Authority protects backyard hangouts from pesky skin nibblers with EPA-approved pest-control solutions. First, The Mosquito Authority applies an all-natural, chemical-free treatment to decrease the mosquito population surrounding your home or land-locked houseboat. Then, an entomological hide-and-seek specialist locates the areas where mosquitoes are hunkering down between hemoglobin snacks and sprays a mild insecticide designed to send them on a much-needed sabbatical. The solution used to repel buzzy biters contains a safe active ingredient commonly found in lice shampoo; it repels only irksome insects rather than beneficial bugs such as honeybees, butterflies, and spider-men.