What You'll Get
Like the teenage vampires who overthrew America’s love for boy wizards, mosquitos feast on blood, make most decisions out of misguided lust, and cause a lot of buzz at late-night parties. Make human-only gatherings safe with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a barrier-spray mosquito treatment for up to one acre of land from The Mosquito Authority, servicing all of Tuscaloosa county (a $79 value).
Blasting blood-hungry insects with human-friendly chemicals, The Mosquito Authority's staffers gracefully smoke out mosquito strongholds, making backyards, ponds, and in-ground Jell-O pools cozy, pest-free, and ready for summer activities. Each barrier-spray treatment begins by spreading a chemical-free blanket of repellant, which outdoorsy exterminators follow up with a light mist of mild insecticide. The Mosquito Authority’s formula is intensely mosquito-specific, so butler butterflies and decorative ladybug posses can stick around to entertain guests at the next barbecue wedding. Treatments come with a three-week guarantee, meaning that customers are entitled to an extra spraydown if mosquitoes show up to deliver itches before 21 days are up.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only within Tuscaloosa County. Valid for up to 1 acre. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.