Like the teenage vampires who overthrew America’s love for boy wizards, mosquitos feast on blood, make most decisions out of misguided lust, and cause a lot of buzz at late-night parties. Make human-only gatherings safe with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a barrier-spray mosquito treatment for up to one acre of land from The Mosquito Authority, servicing all of Tuscaloosa county (a $79 value).
Blasting blood-hungry insects with human-friendly chemicals, The Mosquito Authority's staffers gracefully smoke out mosquito strongholds, making backyards, ponds, and in-ground Jell-O pools cozy, pest-free, and ready for summer activities. Each barrier-spray treatment begins by spreading a chemical-free blanket of repellant, which outdoorsy exterminators follow up with a light mist of mild insecticide. The Mosquito Authority’s formula is intensely mosquito-specific, so butler butterflies and decorative ladybug posses can stick around to entertain guests at the next barbecue wedding. Treatments come with a three-week guarantee, meaning that customers are entitled to an extra spraydown if mosquitoes show up to deliver itches before 21 days are up.
2502 12th St.
Tuscaloosa, Alabama 35401