Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Make dirty duds nouveau riche with this Groupon.
$20 for $40 Worth of Dry Cleaning
With no extra fees for fabric type, the staff cleans dresses ($14.93), blazers ($7.47), coats ($11.98+), and shirts ($1.89), alongside larger items such as blankets and bedspreads ($18.20) and wedding gowns ($220–$260).
The technicians at Natural Cleaners revivify garments while respecting the earth's delicate ecosystem, eschewing traditional petroleum-based solvents for GreenEarth, a nontoxic formula made of silicone derived naturally from sand. Seven storefronts—five in Milwaukee County, one in Waukesha Country, and one in Ozaukee County—bustle free from fumes and pollutants as suits, dresses, and coats shake off dirt during dry or professional-grade wet cleanings. Wedding-dress cleaning and preservation primes gowns for years of heirloom storage or Miss Havisham costume contests, and an in-house seamstress alters hemlines and cuffs to create dashing silhouettes. Household textiles also kowtow to Natural Cleaners' expertise as draperies, bedspreads, and feather pillows return home spic and span.