A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new duds with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of men’s and women’s apparel and accessories at The Nines Boutique in Yukon.

The husband-and-wife team behind The Nines Boutique stocks the modern space with high-end apparel from designers such as Ben Sherman, Esley Collection, and Young Threads. Treat stems to the comfort of denim with jeans ($55–$150) from fashion houses such as Rock Revival and Grace in LA, or adorn shoulders in eye-catching purses ($50) and armpit-catching shirts ($30–$50) for men and women. A kaleidoscope of dresses ($50–$70) for womenfolk and shorts for chaps ($50) keep summer bodies unencumbered for inter-office squat competitions. Jewelry and accessories ($10–$20) increase the market value of barren wrists and lobes with dainty, sparkly, and feathered accents. The Nines Boutique’s threads hang invitingly from eggplant- and baby-blue-hued walls, begging for shoppers to inhabit their air-filled voids.