What You'll Get
After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $89, you get a one-night stay in a deluxe west tower room and a 50-minute Swedish massage at the Nugget hotel in Sparks (up to a $194 value).
With plush king- or queen-sized beds, in-room views of the Sierra Nevadas, and more than 400 square feet of living space per suite, the Nugget hoists guests into the seat of sumptuousness. Lap up luxury in the indoor atrium pool and the Jacuzzi spa, or visit the expansive casino to play games of chance, such as Texas Hold 'Em, and games of skill, such as roulette. Visitors can feast faces on beauty treatments at the day spa and face feasts at eight scrumptious restaurants before going face-to-face with their pillows and feasting on dreams of not having to make the bed in the morning.
This deal includes a 50-minute Swedish massage that stimulates circulation and soothes muscle tension. Certified massage therapists customize the treatment for each client's aches and pains, whether they came from sleeping funny or straining a deltoid while tickling a grizzly bear. In addition to rehabilitating world-weary locals, this Groupon is a great deal for out-of-town guests and a marvelous surprise gift "vacation" to temporarily vacation someone out of your life.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 more as gift. Redeem starting 11/25. Reservation req'd. 48-hour cancellation notice. Blackout dates apply. Name on Groupon must match ID. Not valid for groups or conventions. Parking, incidentals, tax & gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.