In addition to their similar viscosities and the shared ability to sit for days without turning sour, both chocolate milk and engine oil are great for lubricating car parts. Keep your crankcase purring sweetly with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a synthetic-blend oil change (a $38.98 value, including a $1.99 shop fee) and more at The Oil Exchange on the northwest side.
The Oil Exchange's streamlined shop allows for fast, efficient drive-thru service that lets motorists witness the entire process from the comfort of their own cars. A synthetic-blend oil change surgically removes worn-out, gunk-infused oil from vehicles and replaces it with up to four quarts of a fresh, synthetic blend, causing wheely-beasts to purr with smooth, joyful hums. A new Pennzoil oil filter is also included. Once the service is complete, employees will display the dipstick so customers can see that tanks are sufficiently stocked with fresh-squeezed dino-juice.
While drivers enjoy a complimentary soda or water, the staff will also top off all fluids, return tires to proper inflationary levels, lubricate all locks, hinges, and latches with Amsoil synthetic grease, and squeegee the front and back windshields to take the guesswork out of driving.
The Oil Exchange
At The Oil Exchange, auto owners stay in the driver's seat, sipping complimentary soda or water as technicians fill the engine with synthetic-blend oil. The drive-thru service center's technicians never act without full consent. They keep auto owners informed with education skits written by middle school teachers as they carry out state inspections or oil, transmission, and radiator services.
Country View Village
6392 Babcock Rd.
San Antonio, Texas 78240