Instead of impressing friends and co-workers with your natural wit and charm, show them how funny you are for thinking that The Onion is funny with today's side deal. For $20, you'll get $40 worth of T-shirts, books, barware, and more from The Onion Store. You don't have to use the entire value of your Groupon at once, so you can maintain a balance and apply it toward future orders.
The Onion Store carries T-shirts with the iconic image of Che Guevara wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt ($18+) and a set of pint glasses ($22) that ask "Who Are You To Judge Me?" Display your love of the publication with a 5x7 framed headline ($14.95) or an anthology of front pages ($24.49) smartly placed on your coffee table. Gift your hipster friend an apropos doormat ($25.99), or show off at work with a coffee mug ($7.99) that professes your hatred of "whatever today is."
You must wait 48 hours after you purchase your Groupon to redeem it online. Shipping is not included.