$20 for $40 Worth of T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs, Books, and More at The Onion Store

New York City

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In a Nutshell

  • Good for any product
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  • Can use for multiple purchases
  • Apply balance to future orders

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Mar 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per order. Balance carries over to other orders. Shipping not included. May redeem beginning 3/5. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Newspapers may be dead, but parodying the dearly departed is just as lively as an electrically charged flood plane filled with gambling mongeese. With today's side deal, $20 gets you $40 worth of home and work goods from The Onion Store. Immortalize classic lines and stock up on America's finest news source's wide selection of totes, tees, and quirky calendars.

Browse The Onion's selection of women's and men's tees and hoodies; donning a witty slogan such as "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day" can help you gauge your sense of humor's compatibility with friends, coworkers, and strangers. Or chuckle over your favorite headline every day with a framed, desk-ready print. Office-shackled drones can pump up a cubicle with an "I Wish I Were Dead" or an "I Hate Whatever Today Is" mug ($7.99 each). You'll also find decoy gift boxes, barware, and other rhetoric wonders.

Traditional gifty goods lack the snark and sass of an Onion-approved creation. For close friends or clever eccentrics, angel- and heart-embellished throw pillows stuffed with baked Alaska won't suffice. Surprise friends, express yourself without speaking, or preserve your favorite headlines with this Groupon. Your Groupon cannot be applied toward shipping costs.


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